The Mindless Ramblings of Severus Snape by Kerryanah Black on HarryPotterFanfiction.com

## The Mindless Ramblings of Severus Snape by Kerryanah Black

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Chapters
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Reviews
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Views
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by Kerryanah Black

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Rating
12+
Chapters
2
Words
1,579
Characters
Snape, Sirius, OC, OtherCanon
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
Fluff, General, Humor
Era
Marauders
Advisory
Mild Language
Story Reviews
24
Status
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2006-05-20 12:18pm
Last Chapter
2006-10-18 1:10am
Last Updated
2006-10-18 1:10am

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Ch. # | Chapter Title | Word Count | Reviews
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1 | Jester of the bizwiz I am a funny man. Yes, note this down Mind, I, Severus Snape am a funny man. Not even just funny, I’m hilarious and witty. I am the Court Jester. That’s how funny I am. Oho Mind, you want proof do you? Well I have proof! I have son of a proof, I have proof that spawns countless generations of proof…somewhere in-between my rather nifty (note to oneself to never use ’nifty’ again) thoughts it has come to me that that bit didn’t quite make sense…hmm. | 652 | 15
2 | The One of Meowing and the Good Boi Do you know what Mind, I have to tell you something. Now don't be surprised when I tell you because although it is both startling and unbelievable … strangely it is true. The truth is that girls don’t seem to ‘dig’ me anymore - I know! I told you it was unbelievable, it’s OK, I’ll let you catch your breath - breathe. Are you OK now? Good, after some careful thought I came unto a conclusion, the truth is that they are not looking for a ‘wild thang’ at the moment, instead they want the good boys. Boys they can take home to their mothers. | 927 | 9

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