Rating
12+
Chapters
5
Words
9,766
Characters
Dumbledore, Snape, M. McGonagall
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
Humor
Era
Advisory
Mild Language
Story Reviews
Status
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2005-08-17 1:43am
Last Chapter
2005-08-29 9:05pm
Last Updated
2005-08-29 9:05pm
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| Ch. # | Chapter Title | Word Count | Reviews |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
The Prowls of A Tabby Cat
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1,629 | 14 |
| 2 |
Professors Are Green Aliens From Venus! Severus Snape has a very bad day. |
1,932 | 18 |
| 3 |
Thirteen is An Evil Number If she really was a seer, she'd have known to stay in bed today. |
1,686 | 15 |
| 4 |
Swedish Giant Carnivorous Eggplants Why does Hagrid ALWAYS get creatures that cause problems?!? |
2,439 | 18 |
| 5 |
Ding Dong the Witch is Dead Part 2 in the Eggplant Trilogy! |
2,080 | 22 |
I shall now answer the questions many have been afraid to ask, what DO the professors do when the students sleep? --Get your minds out of the gutters, I'm not writing THOSE kinds of stories!--
(( By the way, all chapters take place in the trio's fifth year. ))JOIN HARRY POTTER FANFICTION
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