. . . I turned on the radio and listened to the news. The man on the radio was talking about the weather and then he was interrupted. "We have just received news that an escaped convict, Sirius Black, has just escaped from the highest security cell in the penitentiary. He is armed and very dangerous. He is 5’10 with long black hair and blue eyes, and is in his mid thirties. He weighs about 130 pounds. If you see a suspicious man that fits these descriptions, call our hotline at 000-0000." Weird. first a rock goes through my windshield, and now a madman is on the loose. What next?. . .