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Rating
12+
Chapters
28
Words
26,896
Characters
Draco, Ginny, Harry, Dumbledore, Hermione, James, Lily, OC, Remus Lupin, Ron, Sirius Black, Snape, Voldemort, Fred/George, Tonks, Luna, M. McGonagall
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
Romance, Humor, General
Era
Advisory
Mild Language, Mild Violence, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Story Reviews
21
Status
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2005-08-20 4:47am
Last Chapter
2005-12-28 3:38am
Last Updated
2005-12-28 3:38am

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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
1 Goodbye to the Dursleys

This is a continuation of the HBP, offering two friends' humorous interpretations of what the seventh book could be. What if there were more to the story of Voldemort, an important element Harry didn't know about? And how is Aunt Petunia involved in this? And will Ron and Hermione finally get together? As Harry and friends embark on the quest to save the wizarding world, there will sure to be many crazy adventures! Please read and review! Thank you!

553 4
2 Birthday at the Burrow & Play That Funky Music

Harry's 17th birthday at the Burrow is full of surprises!

909 0
3 The First of the Last Encounter

Harry has a very odd dream indeed about Voldemort.

572 0
4 Dear Diary

Lord Voldemort's disturbing diary entry.

511 1
5 Phlegm Arrives, Post Departs, & An Afternoon of Sipping Tea

Bill arrives with his fiancée. Meanwhile, Voldemort prepares for his fun party.

831 1
6 Preparations for the Wedding

The Weasleys, Harry, and Hermione all prepare for Bill and Fleur's wedding, and no one's too happy about what they have to wear.

941 0
7 The Boy Who Lived

Harry learns the truth about why Voldemort was after his parents, and how Aunt Petunia was involved.

1,730 0
8 Voldemort’s Secret Love & An Evening to Remember

Lupin explains it all. Voldemort and his Death Eaters have a crazy party.

1,289 0
9 Secrets, Surprises, & Surmises

Bill and Fleur's wedding approaches, and things get hectic. Viktor Krum shows up, and Ron gets mad.

1,333 0
10 The Wedding Crashers

Bill and Fleur get married, but then things fo awry...

834 0
11 For the Love of Crystallized Pineapples

Draco is on an "important" mission for Voldemort.

687 1
12 For the Love of Evil & Love

Hermione receives some unexpected offers. Too many, though.

892 0
13 The Madness of Wizard Teenagers

Hermione and Ron sort things out.

1,309 1
14 Draco’s Second Task

Draco returns from his first mission for Voldemort, and receives his second task. Dun dun dun...

549 2
15 A Plan Set in Motion

Ron and Hermione expose the truth about their relationship, and the trio starts their plan.

1,459 2
16 [Dis]Apparation

Harry and Ron take their apparition test, and all doesn't go as planned...hehehe

1,077 1
17 A Reunion

Dumbledore meets up with the Potters, while on a "bit of a vacation!"

809 1
18 Back to Privet Drive

Harry and co. return to Privet Drive to commence their plan.

1,198 0
19 A Frightening Demand

Slughorn is forced into returning Mrs. Norris to her husband!

607 0
20 The Big Switcheroo

Mrs. Figg and Dudley take the Polyjuice Potion

1,721 0
21 The Lord of the Underworld

Dumbledore and Sirius get permisson to return to the land of the living from the wacky lord of the underworld...guess who it is!

704 0
22 Hokey & Double the Fun

Hokey provides some important information.

1,269 0
23 The Diary of the Half-Blood Prince & No Physical Contact

Chapter title explains it all!

1,012 0
24 A Morning in the Life of Voldemort & A Lead

Voldie's 7th personality, and Harry gets some help in his quest.

1,307 3
25 A Little Bit of Snogging Action

Hey, the chapter title says it all.

834 0
26 Destination: The Bahamas

Sirius and Dumbledore meet McGonagall in her summer home.

806 1
27 South Bound

Harry, Ron, and Hermione follow the 'lead' they received previously.

641 0
28 Debut

'No Physical Contact' has its debut concert!

512 3

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