This story has been edited and revised. This takes place on the night James and Lily died. What happened that night isn't really what everyone thinks. . . . I was cracking up while I wrote this story. I really hope you don't dislike it, even if you don't exactly like it. I just hope it doesn't turn out to be horrible. I think it is rather sickening, though, I must be honest. Don't get the idea that I think I'm brilliant. I hope it entertains you, though, because I always love a humourous, random parody. Enjoy, please!