The story starts in the summer of Harry's fifth upcoming year at Hogwarts. He get's a letter from Ron that tells him that something is wrong with Fred and George. It gets worse, the twins are very excited about the upcoming Merchant's Festival. Weasley Wizard Wheezes has been turned into a giant organization and when Harry thinks he's getting farther away from Fred and George, he's only getting closer. There are new characters, a very (very) strange plot, mild language, and slight romance in this hilarious story.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HARRY! This year, it's Harry's party at the Weasleys. The only thing wrong is Fred and George, the persuasive merchants, so they like to call themselves. Read this short chapter of Harry's day on his birthday that's not at the Dursleys for once.

This is one of my longest chapters ever. Harry gets to the merchant festival. But soon finds out that a joke that Ron and him had made to scare Hermione became reality. She is taken from them. Read this funny chapter but somehow adventurous at the same time.

Harry arrives back at Hogwarts. He has a new defense against the dark arts teacher. He finds that he may be a criminal himself, and to make matters worse the twins are screwing up everything. Read this well rounded chapter!

This is the chapter where Harry has his first lesson with his new defense against the dark arts teacher. He finds that Ron and Hermione are missing. He also meets a pretty bulgarian girl. This is another long chapter with one cus word.

If you haven't read any previous chapters before this, I suggest you do. As weird as the chapter sounds, you will need to know who this person is. Anyway, Harry starts to get behind his friend's capture. There is one cus word.

This one took me awhile. It's plenty long. From the looks of the title, that basically gives a summary of what this one is about. But, a few other strange things happen also. Maybe the Merchant's Festival is more than Harry thinks it is.