Rating
15+
Chapters
18
Words
56,616
Characters
Harry, Ron, Hermione, Dumbledore, Snape, Lucius, Draco, Pansy
Primary Relationship
Draco/Hermione
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
Humor, Romance
Era
Hogwarts
Advisory
Mild Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Story Reviews
Status
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2005-10-25 6:19pm
Last Chapter
2008-04-09 11:42am
Last Updated
2008-04-09 11:42am
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| Ch. # | Chapter Title | Word Count | Reviews |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
A Reluctant Conversation Written in response to timeturners 'Out Of Your Realm' Challenge. It is a well known fact that all the pureblooded families are inbred, but it is not until the issue of marriage arises that Draco realises just how out of hand the problem has truly become. |
1,761 | 74 |
| 2 |
Mudblood Studies Mudblood Studies |
1,642 | 45 |
| 3 |
Damsel In Distress Damsel In Distress |
2,039 | 40 |
| 4 |
Problems In Potions Problems In Potions |
2,802 | 33 |
| 5 |
A Veritable Hotbed Of Sordid Activity A Veritable Hotbed Of Sordid Activity |
2,431 | 26 |
| 6 |
Nettus Narrosium Nettus Narrosium |
2,950 | 52 |
| 7 |
Draco Malfoy, Hero And World Saviour Extraordinaire Draco Malfoy, Hero And World Saviour Extraordinaire |
3,358 | 37 |
| 8 |
The Veela Enigma The Veela Enigma |
3,690 | 34 |
| 9 |
Genetics Never Lie, Although Sometimes They Exaggerate For A Laugh Genetics Never Lie, Although Sometimes They Exaggerate For A Laugh |
3,337 | 33 |
| 10 |
Enter [Insert Name Based On Semi-Precious Stone/Star Formation/Astrological Sign Here] Enter [Insert Name Based On Semi-Precious Stone/Star Formation/Astrological Sign Here] |
3,192 | 21 |
| 11 |
A River In Egypt A River In Egypt |
2,664 | 23 |
| 12 |
Ministry Regulated? I Don't Think So Ministry Regulated? I Don't Think So |
3,012 | 20 |
| 13 |
Exophthalmus Pretibial-Myxedema Osteoarthropathia Exophthalmus Pretibial-Myxedema Osteoarthropathia |
3,899 | 32 |
| 14 |
With This Cauldron I Shall Destroy The World With This Cauldron I Shall Destroy The World |
3,457 | 21 |
| 15 |
I Would Watch You Suffer A Most Excruciating Death at the Unspeakable Evilness Of My Death Glare, But - You Know - Shiny Stuff… I Would Watch You Suffer A Most Excruciatingly Horrifying Death at the Unspeakable, Awesome Evilness Of My Death Glare, But - You Know - Shiny Stuff… |
4,052 | 39 |
| 16 |
Curves In All The Wrong Places Curves In All The Wrong Places |
3,496 | 39 |
| 17 |
Power! Prestige! Don’t Forget The Cruciatus Clause In Your Health Insurance! Power! Prestige! Don’t Forget The Cruciatus Clause In Your Health Insurance! |
5,363 | 32 |
| 18 |
The Requisite Dramatic Interlude (or...) The Requisite Dramatic Interlude (or...) |
3,471 | 17 |
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