Rating
15+
Voldemort’s Battle With Incompetence by HPsmartMozzarella32
- Rating
- 15+
- Chapters
- 3
- Reviews
- 31
- Views
- 1,049
Chapters
3
Words
3,038
Characters
Draco, James, OC, Snape, Voldemort, Narcissa, Lucius, Peter Pettigrew
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
Humor, General
Era
Advisory
No Warnings
Story Reviews
Status
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2005-11-15 6:24pm
Last Chapter
2006-03-05 3:42am
Last Updated
2006-03-05 3:42am
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| Ch. # | Chapter Title | Word Count | Reviews |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Chapter One: Throne of Ultimate Power
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812 | 16 |
| 2 |
Chapter 2: Meow Summary: “MEOW!” squeaked someone from behind Voldemort. “Draco, what are you doing?” Voldemort said turning around. “MEOW! SHA-RA-SHA-SLA!” answered Draco. “That is not how you speak snake, boy.” Voldemort said superbly. Draco hissed at Voldemort and crawled out of the room with is new tail in the air. |
1,187 | 13 |
| 3 |
Chapter 3: Dirty Little Secrets Summary: “Oooooo stick!” said Ugh-lugh as he pranced into the room with his wand. He still couldn’t grasp that it was magical, even though he was 40. (He was a deatheater caveman.) The wand sent up blue sparks and a chunk of the ceiling fell down. “Huh? Ooooooo!!” he said looking at the piece of ceiling that had fallen in front of him. Voldemort, by now, was very6 mad and set fire to the piece of ceiling. |
1,039 | 2 |
Voldemort has thirteen Horcruxes. He is at the height of his power and all is good… right? WRONG! Voldemort battles the stupidity of his followers as they try to preserve his precious soul only to succeed in the opposite. **Warning: Extreme randomness and weirdness!** This is a story written by HPSmartone32 and Mozzarella combined, that is explanatory in and of itself! JOIN HARRY POTTER FANFICTION
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