You know that something's amiss when Harry's convinced that his heart is "dark and desolate", Ron's IQ is even lower than it normally is, a bumbling author is trying to fix the chaos he caused by writing a parody, and Voldemort's on a mission to right his wrongs and save the universe for all that it's worth.

Draco/Hermione, Timeturner fics, a band that rhymes with 'The Schmeatles', an interlude in which we see the Author and an unnamed character you'll probably never see again, and the unbridled hawtness of the Trio. Enough said.

Mass murder, the rise and fall of a hip-hop superduo, time travel, poetry, and shipping wars... all in a day's work for Tommy and co.

A cold open, a gorilla suit, a devious scheme, a bunch of servants, and a time for war. Remus will be thrilled.

Ginny's boring, Moody shoots cats, hooded figures with bloody knives aren't murderers, and it's really terrifying to see your teenage father seduce your teenage mother.

Ruining Harry's life, saving Harry's life, stock market manipulation, antiheroics.