Rating
15+
Chapters
13
Words
16,052
Characters
Harry, Ron, Hermione, Percy, Draco, Oliver, OC
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
Humor, Romance, Action/Adventure
Era
Hogwarts
Advisory
Mild Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature,
Story Reviews
Status
Abandoned
First Published
2005-11-21 2:51am
Last Chapter
2006-02-19 7:03am
Last Updated
2006-02-19 7:03am
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| Ch. # | Chapter Title | Word Count | Reviews |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Kill Bill...I mean Harry Percy was almost giving up on calming down Draco and Hermione when I barged in. ‘Can I invite the three of you for a drink in the Three Broomsticks?’ They all stared at me with disbelief and distrust. For it was I, Oliver Wood, who had just suffered a stroke of brilliance or just a stroke.
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662 | 6 |
| 2 |
The good, the bad and the stupid ‘Precaution, my dear Oliver. That’s what it’s all about these days. Just making sure we’re not caught in this unusual assembly. My father for one would not be amused nor would the wonderful friends of our mudblood over there.’ He smirked as he looked calmly at Hermione and the hand that gripped her wand. |
1,558 | 7 |
| 3 |
Antitrust taken with a pinch of salt Ideas are thrown around, there's talk of trust and salt and Draco even uses the word "bonding". |
1,018 | 5 |
| 4 |
Happy birthday to me ‘How do you guys like the tent? Feel free to make yourself at home. In about an hour I will have a fire going and guess what? I brought marshmallows too! I know, it’s more of an American tradition, but I thought it would be nice.’ |
1,411 | 3 |
| 5 |
The unusual suspects ‘”Why can’t we all get along?” This is not the Wizard of Oz, you know. We’re not in Kansas anymore, Toto. I’m in deep trouble. Not only have I lost someone I care about, didn’t you see those people? Tomorrow it’s going to be all over the papers that I was partying with the good guys. Voldemort already isn’t pleased with me and if my father hears about this he’s perfectly capable of breaking out of Azkaban just to come and finish me off. And you’re going on about us getting along? Who’s whining now?’ |
1,116 | 2 |
| 6 |
Attack of the killer pumpkins! ‘Stellar Ministry work as usual.’ He put on a newsreader’s voice. ‘And today the Minister closed Azkaban. When asked why he had made the startling decision the Minister responded, "Those funny little Dementors just keep sucking up souls anyway.” And on a less disturbing note, Voldemort is back in the news again…’ |
1,696 | 2 |
| 7 |
Liar Liar ‘Yeah.’ ‘What yeah?’ ‘Just yeah.’ ‘No, not just yeah. Just say what you have to say for once.’ ‘Okay. I think you have to stop whining about not being permitted to go on the search. It’s not like you really wanted to go. When Harry proposed you would return to Hogwarts for your seventh year, it wasn’t like you protested.’ |
1,344 | 2 |
| 8 |
Stop, look and don't listen Happily they obliged and in silence waited for my return. After we tea was finished and all the biscuits gone there was another silence. I asked whether I could see the note again. Oliver handed it to me. After reading it once more I gasped and looked them all over. ‘I have been foolish and deluded and I am a Bear of no Brain at all.’ |
1,170 | 3 |
| 9 |
Mischief managed in the garden of good and evil ‘Just tell me. I’m not going to ask you again, you know. Take advantage of the one occasion where I care, before the moment passes.’ He stopped his nervous fidgeting with a paperweight and stood still with his back to me for a while. Then he turned and when he spoke his speech was so hurried that I could hardly understand what he was saying. ‘HermioneandRonaregoingout.’ |
1,308 | 2 |
| 10 |
Oliver Wood's twist ‘It’s just that since I’ve started doing this thing with the three of you crazy facts just keep popping up. And little people… Who could they be? Before you know it we’re investigating Bowtruckles, Erklings and Doxies. And oh, Hermione’s ugly cat can’t be excluded either. Maybe he has been plotting against us.’ |
1,226 | 3 |
| 11 |
The Lone Granger ‘Don’t make this harder for me than it already is, Hermione. If you’re still together with Ron you’re of no use to me. It’s just that… You’re merely… I don’t want to hurt you, but the fact is… You’re just a sex object to me. From the moment I first saw you all I wanted to do was… do you. So, you see. Since you’re of no use to me now, you can sod off!’ |
1,097 | 1 |
| 12 |
Percy the Vampire Slayer An angry wrinkle started to form above Draco’s eyebrow. ‘Why do we have to go through this? Nobody's ever heard from Percy. I've had better conversations with my wand.’ ‘Is that what you call it?’, Oliver said and grinned. |
1,255 | 0 |
| 13 |
Malfoy in the middle Then came the recognition I had grown so accustomed to. ‘You’re a Death… I’m sorry although technically I have nothing to apologise for, because my friend Darren was the one who stepped on your foot.’ ‘Oh, okay. I shall take him to Voldemort and he’ll suffer eternally under the Cruciato curse.’ |
1,191 | 4 |
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