Everything’s been going all wrong, starting with breakfast this morning when you spilled syrup on the table and had to clean it up. While you were getting dressed, you discovered a rather large, drafty, and unfortunately-placed hole in your favorite pair of pants, and then you found your pet goldfish, Happy, floating belly-up in her tank, and then you accidentally stubbed your pinkie toe, and then George yelled at you for the first time since forever-(thanks to padme_alej