A first-person account of the days and nights of Sirius Black’s imprisonment at Grimmauld Place. Take a slightly disconcerting, occasionally amusing peek into the mind of an escaped convict as he tries and fails to reconcile with the mundanity of existence. Cameos include Molly Weasley, a firewhiskey-swilling Remus Lupin, and, of course, Kreacher. One shot, rated PG-13 for profanity and general existential angst.