In the summer of 1998 I, an author by the name of "Crab P. Erson", traveled to Hogwarts to interview those such students who failed one of their OWLS or NEWTS. In this certain case the famous Trio was there. Yes, all that villain fighting and taking time off schoolwork catches up to you. The following is my my collected interviews with them. I know we should have just let them alone and only wonder about what they're up to after the Voldemort episode... And now we find out what they're up to.