Rating
15+
Chapters
12
Words
20,674
Characters
Dumbledore, Filch, Hagrid, McGonagall, Pomfrey, Snape, Sprout, Trelawney, OtherCanon
Primary Relationship
Other Pairing
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
General, Humor, Romance
Era
Hogwarts
Advisory
Mild Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse
Story Reviews
Status
Completed
First Published
2006-04-25 10:59pm
Last Chapter
2006-10-08 5:46pm
Last Updated
2011-02-09 12:37pm
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| Ch. # | Chapter Title | Word Count | Reviews |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
An Unusual Alliance Professors McGonagall and Snape meet in an unlikely fashion, and decide to form an alliance against some of the Hogwarts staff that have been irritating them. |
1,151 | 26 |
| 2 |
Our Evil Plan Is Working! And so it begins... |
1,076 | 18 |
| 3 |
Who Said Staff Meetings Were Productive? A prank backfires, Dumbledore gets annoyed, someone gets knocked out...and all to further improve the safety of the students. Right? |
1,865 | 19 |
| 4 |
Vicious St. Valentine's Valentine’s Day has, unfortunately, come to Hogwarts once again. Lockhart inadvertently gets back at Minerva and Severus, someone advertently gets back at Minerva and Severus; the two of them have doubts and get in a fight. All in all, a typical, uneventful day. |
2,462 | 17 |
| 5 |
Kiss and Makeup Witches armed with blush and mascara are not to be underestimated. Let's leave it at that. |
2,355 | 18 |
| 6 |
Of Failed Plans and Feather Dusters Ever been hit with a feather duster? It hurts. |
2,106 | 17 |
| 7 |
Innocence is in the Eye of the Beholder Things aren’t always as they appear…never underestimate anyone, especially if they’re a garden gnome. |
2,026 | 15 |
| 8 |
Dumbledore's Disappearance Minerva has a bit of a breakdown, but the order amongst the staff has a bigger one. |
1,798 | 14 |
| 9 |
Merry Christmas...Or Not! 'Tis the season to be jolly...well, sort of. |
1,641 | 11 |
| 10 |
The End of Hogwarts Yolanda really should listen to her gut feelings more often. Her friends would’ve done better to listen, too. |
1,162 | 16 |
| 11 |
Party! It’s dangerous to wake up professors in the middle of the night. They may get strange ideas. |
1,134 | 18 |
| 12 |
The Usual Alliance Time for the summer holidays. |
1,898 | 35 |
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