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Rating
Mature
Chapters
7
Words
10,208
Characters
Snape, Lucius, Pettigrew, Voldemort, Draco, OC, OtherCanon
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
Humor
Era
Other
Advisory
Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse
Story Reviews
29
Status
Completed
First Published
2006-05-04 3:05pm
Last Chapter
2007-05-24 12:04pm
Last Updated
2007-05-24 12:04pm

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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
1 Lord Voldielocks and Hair 2000

When your master gets grumpy what do you do? Send him to the hairdressers!!!

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2 Voldielocks gets some FLARE!

Having followed the OldEvilOne, we now rejoin him and his faithfully dumb Death Eaters as they embark on a night to end all nights to celebrate old Snapeypoo's birthday. Have a giggled as the Team of Evil get drunk and do somethings which they will live to regret.

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3 Voldielocks and his day at the Zoo

So, off we go with Voldielocks to the Zoo, as usual things never work out to plan. This Chappy is decited to Sharon and Mick! Congraulatons on the WEDDING!!!!!WE LOVE YOU!

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4 The Whispers in his Ears is us!

Voldielocks and Death Nibblers are off on an adventure.....to a Britney Spears concert. Lord help us as Lucius and Voldie do somethings we never thought they could or would do. R&R

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5 Voldielocks off on Holiday

Voldielocks goes off on his latest adventure, on holiday in the hope of peace and relaxation, instead he doesnt get either, only a tiara and a sash. What has he been up to...read and find out!

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6 Voldielocks and Mrs Grawp

When Voldielocks first moved into the neighbourhood, he hadn't expected to live next door to a woman who made Nora Batty (from Last of the SUmmer Wine, British TV show.) look normal. Now his neighbour has something to discuss with the delightful Dark Lord. read and find out just what we have done to Lord Voldielocks and his Death Nibblers. R&R

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7 Voldielocks Vs FairyPrincess

Lord Voldielocks and his ever so dim Death Nibblers finally catch up with the pesky Fairy and Princess but not before discovering the wonderful world that is internet. The LAST EVER chapter to this mad random highly insane fic.R&R

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