Up until her first year at Hogwarts, Andromeda Black had lived a sheltered life. Very sheltered. Her knowledge of Muggles was based entirely on Wizarding children's books - specifically, Eduardius Yaxley's bestseller Pureblood Princess Purity and the Maniacal Muggle Murderer. How will she react upon meeting a Muggle-born for the first time? This story explores Andromeda's first meeting with Ted Tonks aboard the Hogwarts Express.