When we reached the top of the staircase, Sirius almost immediately hissed "Go out with Potter." "Huh? What? No! Why?" Why is he asking me this? I thought. "Just a week. Please! You just need to!" Sirius begged. "No, no, no, and for the heck of it, another no!" I screamed. "Do it...or else..." Sirius sounded like he was plotting the prank of the century. Which was not good. "Umm...uh, sure?" My response came out more like a question than an answer. "Good. Do it in Transfiguration today." And with that, Sirius sauntered away, in his usual manly fashion.