Rating
Mature
Chapters
44
Words
155,098
Characters
Harry, Ron, Hermione, Dumbledore, Lupin, Sirius, Percy, Draco, George, OC
Primary Relationship
Other Pairing
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
Drama, Humor, AU
Era
Hogwarts
Advisory
Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Story Reviews
Status
Completed
First Published
2006-10-10 7:08pm
Last Chapter
2008-06-25 10:22pm
Last Updated
2008-06-25 10:22pm
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| Ch. # | Chapter Title | Word Count | Reviews |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
I Hate Everyone "Life is a sexually transmitted disease." -R. D. Laing |
2,938 | 14 |
| 2 |
Just A Girl "One need not be a chamber to be haunted; One need not be a house; The brain has corridors surpassing material place." -Emily Dickinson, One Need Not Be a Chamber To Be Haunted |
3,221 | 14 |
| 3 |
Nobody's Home "A mother is not a person to lean on but a person to make leaning necessary." -Dorothy C. Fisher |
6,613 | 13 |
| 4 |
Clocks "All men by nature desire knowledge." -Aristotle |
2,741 | 10 |
| 5 |
Stupid Girl "Convinced myself, I seek not to convince." -Edgar Allen Poe |
3,067 | 12 |
| 6 |
Chapter 6: Miniature Disasters "A cynic is not merely one who reads bitter lessons from the past, he is one who is prematurely disappointed in the future." -Sidney J. Harris |
2,833 | 11 |
| 7 |
Bleed "There are few nudities so objectionable as the naked truth." -Agnes Repplier |
5,600 | 15 |
| 8 |
Give Me Novocaine "Anger at lies lasts forever. Anger at truth can't last." -Greg Evans |
2,687 | 9 |
| 9 |
There's A Girl "A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling." -Arthur Brisbane |
4,215 | 12 |
| 10 |
Sexy Mistake "Friendship is certainly the finest balm for the pangs of disappointed love." -Jane Austen |
2,943 | 8 |
| 11 |
Happy Home "Some men just aren't cut out for paternity. Better they should realize it before and not after they become responsible for a son." -Lois McMaster Bujold |
2,800 | 16 |
| 12 |
The Show Must Go On "Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free." -John 8:32 |
3,058 | 13 |
| 13 |
Comforting Lie "Eat a third and drink a third and leave the remaining third of your stomach empty. Then, when you get angry, there will be sufficient room for your rage." -Babylonian Talmud |
3,023 | 13 |
| 14 |
Soldier's Poem "Do not protect yourself by a fence, but rather by your friends." -Czech Proverb |
1,874 | 11 |
| 15 |
The Truth "And the truth's unwinding/scraping away at my mind/please stop asking me to describe." -Muse, Citizen Erased |
4,705 | 14 |
| 16 |
Look What You've Done "The truth is more important than the facts." -Frank Lloyd Wright |
3,304 | 11 |
| 17 |
Moving for the Sake of Motion "The central struggle of parenthood is to let our hopes for our children outweigh our fears." -Ellen Goodman |
2,353 | 14 |
| 18 |
Is It Any Wonder? "Family isn't about whose blood you have. It's about who you care about." -Trey Parker and Matt Stone, South Park, Ike's Wee Wee |
4,892 | 19 |
| 19 |
Looking at the World from the Bottom of A Well "It is when power is wedded to chronic fear that it becomes formidable." -Eric Hoffer |
3,260 | 11 |
| 20 |
Devil's & Dust "Let the fear of danger be a spur to prevent it; he that fears not, gives advantage to the danger." -Francis Quarles |
2,673 | 12 |
| 21 |
Without A Fight "We must not say every mistake is a foolish one." -Cicero |
3,585 | 12 |
| 22 |
Blackout "Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared." -Eddie Rickenbacker |
3,526 | 13 |
| 23 |
A Bad Dream "Let bravery be thy choice, but not bravado." -Menander |
4,863 | 12 |
| 24 |
Easier To Run "A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer." -Ralph Waldo Emerson |
4,723 | 13 |
| 25 |
At The Mercy "When you meet your antagonist, do everything in a mild and agreeable manner. Let your courage be as keen, but at the same time as polished, as your sword." -Richard Brinsley Sheridan |
3,580 | 11 |
| 26 |
Riding to Vanity Fair "Teachers open the door. You enter by yourself." -Chinese Proverb |
5,749 | 8 |
| 27 |
New "Much learning does not teach understanding." -Heraclitus |
2,127 | 7 |
| 28 |
Hopeless "Never deprive someone of hope; it might be all they have." -H. Jackson Brown Jr. |
3,946 | 6 |
| 29 |
The Death of St. Jimmy "The more alternatives, the more difficult the choice." -Abbe'D'Allanival |
1,649 | 5 |
| 30 |
On Top "The history of our race, and each individual's experience, are sown thick with evidence that a truth is not hard to kill and that a lie told well is immortal." -Mark Twain |
4,426 | 9 |
| 31 |
Same Direction "Never pretend to love which you cannot actually feel, for love is not ours to command." -Alan Watts |
2,352 | 9 |
| 32 |
Landslide "For certain is death for the born/And certain is birth for the dead/Therefore over the inevitable/Thou shouldst not grieve." -Bhagavad Gita |
4,051 | 7 |
| 33 |
Fools In Love "Love is everything it's cracked up to be…It really is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for." -Erica Jong |
2,600 | 8 |
| 34 |
How We Operate "The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear." -Herbert Agar |
2,021 | 7 |
| 35 |
Top of the World "Patience has its limits. Take it too far, and it's cowardice." -George Jackson |
2,105 | 6 |
| 36 |
Inner Conflict "One must desire something to be alive." -Margaret Deland |
2,334 | 7 |
| 37 |
What I've Done "There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls." -George Carlin |
4,167 | 6 |
| 38 |
Teenagers "By the time I'd grown up, I naturally supposed that I'd be grown up." -Eve Babitz |
5,807 | 6 |
| 39 |
Tyrant "Courage and perseverance have a magical talisman, before which difficulties disappear and obstacles vanish into air." -John Quincy Adams |
4,643 | 9 |
| 40 |
The Battle of Evermore "All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsion, habit, reason, passion, and desire." -Aristotle |
4,015 | 6 |
| 41 |
The First of Me "The bravest thing you can do when you are not brave is to profess courage and act accordingly." -Corra Harris |
3,266 | 10 |
| 42 |
Hometown Glory "According to legend, one day a man was wandering in the desert when he met Fear and Plague. They said they were on their way to a large city where they were going to kill 10,000 people. The man asked Plague if he was going to do all the work. Plague smiled and said, 'No, I'll only take care of a few hundred. I'll let my friend Fear do the rest.'" -Anon |
3,867 | 8 |
| 43 |
Death Is the Road to Awe "People living deeply have no fear of death." -Anais Nin |
2,818 | 0 |
| 44 |
Andare "If you would not be forgotten, as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write things worth reading, or do things worth the writing." -Benjamin Franklin |
4,078 | 4 |
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