Rating
15+
Chapters
5
Words
12,053
Characters
OC
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
Humor
Era
Advisory
No Warnings
Story Reviews
Status
Abandoned
First Published
2004-01-02 2:45pm
Last Chapter
2004-01-10 7:02pm
Last Updated
2004-01-10 7:02pm
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| Ch. # | Chapter Title | Word Count | Reviews |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Kitchens and Bathrooms Lord Voldemort was in the bathroom. And, judging from the large empty space on the bookshelf, he had taken Uncle John's Bathroom Reader with him. It was going to be a very, very long night. Come to the place where evil lives. See the sordid, twisted lives of the foulest beings in Potterdom...the lives they don't want you to see... |
1,978 | 10 |
| 2 |
In the Laundry Room With the Dark Lord Voldie learns all about fluffing, folding and sorting by color! |
2,073 | 7 |
| 3 |
In the Bedroom With the Dark Lord Join the most feared being in Potterdom and his servile sidekick as they frolic...in the bedroom. Find out about Voldemort's night light, Wormtail's fascination with Bob the Builder and...the dark. |
3,179 | 6 |
| 4 |
In the Attic With the Dark Lord Take a look at yesteryear with the Darkest Lord in Potterdom and his maligned second in command as they venture into the attic. WARNING: Contains a Bedazzler. If you know what that is, it's even scarier. |
2,878 | 5 |
| 5 |
In the Garden With the Dark Lord Begonias, radishes and onions. Oh my! Come and see the sordid, twisted lives of the most foul beings in Potterdom as they grow tender young plants. Wormtail attempts to fertilize the soil and Voldemort drinks Tab. |
1,945 | 5 |
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