Here it is, the one you have all been waiting for. Ever wondered why ‘He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named’ never expanded his family? The supposed ‘Heir of Slytherin’ who never wanted to hear the pitter-patter of baby murderers? We at ‘The Quibbler’ have the truth, the tears, the tantrums and, quite literally, the dirt. So what are you waiting for? Put the kneazle out with the gnomes and the children out with the Crumple-Horned Snorcacks because this is a report you don’t want to miss!