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Rating
15+
Chapters
11
Words
16,055
Characters
Lupin, Snape, Sirius, A. Longbottom, F. Longbottom, Lily, James, Pettigrew, Voldemort, OtherCanon
Primary Relationship
James/Lily
Secondary Relationship(s)
Sirius/OC, Other Pairing
Genre(s)
Humor, Romance, Action/Adventure
Era
Marauders
Advisory
Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Story Reviews
21
Status
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2007-08-09 6:01am
Last Chapter
2012-02-12 1:46pm
Last Updated
2012-02-12 1:46pm

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1 prologue1: Sour Nightmares

“He WHAT!?” yelled Alice “and, and you accused him of taking the Mick” she said weakly and then closed her mouth apparently speechless.

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2 prologue 2: The Gentleman's approach?

“Prongs if you were going to try that approach, The Gentleman’s Approach, you should have started it subtly! She thought you were taking the Mick because that was the only conclusion poor Evans’s mind could come up with because of your behaviour towards her!” then he muttered something that sounded like Merlin’s Panties. “It’s the Holidays in a couple o’ days. Marauders, I think Prongs here needs some remedial Lily Evans studies! We can hang out at the Potter’s!”

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3 Chapter 1. Anything but pink!

This is a humorous chp and I hope you enjoy it... i had to iron out a few kinks when I first wrote it though... NO! Not those type of KINKS! You people are so dirty minded... hehe I told you i was funny!

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4 chapter 2: A horrible agreement between daughter and mother

 ... Love Mary Macdonald


P.S don’t ask what is that supposed to mean? They have been trying to set you up with guys for years but when the guy is available he mysteriously drinks Hair-growth draught and is unavailable for weeks afterwards… I know it was you - don’t try and deny it! I am SO going to LOVE this!

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5 chapter 3: What are you scared of Lily Evans?

How could she tell them she, Lily Evans, was well, scared of scouting for boys! She had never asked a guy out before and was definitely about to become a sweet sixteen never been kissed. They would think her a right little prat.  She shivered slightly but if she couldn’t trust these guys with it she couldn’t trust anyone…

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6 Chapter 4: Phwar!!!!!!

James’s reply was to say “Phwar,” rather loudly when he caught sight of what Lily Evans was wearing.
She had on what seemed to be her best silvery-white blouse though to the critics it might seem there was one too many buttons undone across her front and she was also wearing for what might have been the first time (judging by the scowl) an ink black mini skirt showing as much leg as possible without being deemed indecent and black knee-high leather boots!
Reviews appreciated and greatly prized please please review!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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7 Chapter 5: Options, plans and collaborators.

The only other choice if this venture she was about to take place in failed she would have to go out with         JAMES POTTER! Aarrrgh! That would be a nightmare – but what choice did she have? He was certainly experienced – mark his number of girlfriends (pff flittergibbets all of them); he’d do the parent thing well because he had natural charm which adults went for (and fortunately teachers chose to see through.); looks he had and muscle; his family was wealthy and to top it all off he had a lovely tush!

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8 Chapter six: I am unamused!


...from how his boss didn’t appreciate him (he worked in a post office for Merlin’s sake!), to how women didn’t faun on him enough (Lily swallowed some bile that had risen in her throat), to how his parents didn’t appreciate him enough and didn’t give him exactly what he wanted…

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9 Chapter 7: Lists, dances and a little action.

there are lists exchanged, and Mary comes into a bit of turmoil... what will she do next!? arghhh not even I know that question... well maybe I do but I'm not telling you! You'll just have to wait and see :). R &R PLEASEEEEE!!!!!

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10 Chapter 8: Flirting will get you nowhere

Mary tells all. Remus tells all. There is Dancing, Celebrating, Pillow fights and bad breath...

and Sirius hits on someone... 

guess who?

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11 Scum bag


“Hey Mackenzie you smoking hot woman, how come you never say anything but insults to me?” Sirius put a hand to his chest trying to seem like and innocent, sweet boy. “What have I done wrong to you?”

       

“You’re a sleazy pretentious womanising scum bag, that’s why.”

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