Rating
Mature
Chapters
9
Words
51,241
Characters
Hermione, Draco, Blaise (M)
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Draco/Hermione, Other Pairing
Genre(s)
Drama, Humor, Mystery
Era
Post-Hogwarts
Advisory
Mild Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing), Substance Use or Abuse, Contains Spoilers
Story Reviews
Status
Completed
First Published
2007-10-13 3:59pm
Last Chapter
2008-05-06 11:01pm
Last Updated
2008-05-06 11:01pm
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| Ch. # | Chapter Title | Word Count | Reviews |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Chapter One In which Blaise dirties Draco's shiny oak desk, Hermione strikes a bargain, and Sally-Anne Perks needs to switch to decaf. |
5,674 | 8 |
| 2 |
Chapter Two In which Hermione strikes up a bargain with her boys - and immediately regrets it. Also, Draco ALMOST kills Sally-Anne Perks who has NOT switched to decaf yet. |
4,838 | 5 |
| 3 |
Part Three In which Draco longs to kill Ace, Hermione longs to kill Ace, and Blaise doubts Hermione's trustworthiness. Also, Hermione takes a swim. Sort of. As in OH NOES, WHERE'D GRANGER GO? To sum up, there are finally hints of an actual plot! Be proud of me. |
5,769 | 6 |
| 4 |
Part Four In which Hermione has a near-death experience, Draco has a missing shirt and soaked trousers, Blaise assumes that Hermione would rather wear men's shirts than lacy knickers, and what? Sally-Anne still hasn't switched to decaf? What is this? |
4,012 | 6 |
| 5 |
Part 5 In which Draco has a run-in with Death - in a sense - and Blaise...er...shows Hermione around the File Room, if you catch my drift. |
5,706 | 6 |
| 6 |
Part 6 In which Draco attempts to write songs and then sing them, Blaise is awfully cheerful for having to take care of an inebriated Draco, and Hermione is - *gasp* again?! - almost killed. The culprit? A HAIR OHEMGEE. This story is making less-and-less sense and it's WONDERFUL. |
5,017 | 5 |
| 7 |
Part Seven In which Draco is in an awkward predicament and then puts Blaise in one, and Hermione goes on an emotional roller coaster. Oh, by the by, they also discover who the killer is. Rejoice! |
6,955 | 4 |
| 8 |
Chapter 8 In which things "heat up" for Draco, Blaise receives an unexpected snog, and Hermione has an interesting revelation regarding recent actions of her co-workers. |
5,264 | 8 |
| 9 |
Part 9 In which Draco's post is nothing but filler, the suspect explains it all, and Hermione realises that her celebratory dinner with Harry and Ron isn't as celebratory as she expected. |
8,006 | 17 |
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