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Rating
Mature
Chapters
9
Words
17,724
Characters
Ron, Arthur, Molly, Fred, George, Ginny, OC, OtherCanon
Primary Relationship
Other Pairing
Secondary Relationship(s)
Arthur/Molly, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione
Genre(s)
Humor, Romance, AU
Era
Post-Hogwarts
Advisory
Contains profanity, Mild violence, Scenes of a sexual nature
Story Reviews
74
Status
Completed
First Published
2007-10-16 12:22pm
Last Chapter
2012-05-28 2:09pm
Last Updated
2012-05-28 2:09pm

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1 The Non-Imposter

“Oh. I see we have a feisty one here. She must be a Death Eater.” Fred joked. 
 
“Or a Slytherin.” George added. 
 
“I’m muggle born!” The girl exclaimed, stomping on George’s foot really hard. 
 
“Ow!” He shouted, still having a hold of her as his foot now smarted. For such a tiny thing, she sure had a good stomp in her.

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2 The Quidditch Accident

Fred smirked as he watched her catch it because he had no idea she was so good at Quidditch. He went to fly after her, but a Bludger came his way and he had to hit it away with the bat. Just as he did, he saw Danika throw the Quaffle through one of the hoops. Ron looked upset and George yelled, “What happened to Weasley is our king!?"

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3 The Anonymous Footsie

Fred wasn’t much of a threat with only the one arm because he couldn’t hold her down. Danika managed to break free and she ran for it. She held the notebook against her body with one arm and ran up the stairs. Fred chased after her. “I’m gonna get you!” He exclaimed. 

Danika made it to her room and she locked the door. This didn’t do much good because Fred pulled out his wand and pointed it at the lock. “Alohamora.” He said and the door unlocked. 

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4 Towels, Thongs, and Bikinis

George started walking up the stairs with the basket of laundry. He looked at all the clothes and noticed a black lacy thong. He came up with an idea so he made sure no one was watching and snatched the thong out of the basket. He stuck it in his back pocket and then went to his room where he noticed Fred was gone. Then he pulled the thong out of his pocket and placed it on Fred’s pillow.

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5 Terror Tarts

Sometime in the late morning hours, Danika started tossing and turning in her sleep. She started having dreams in great detail like digital picturing and surround sound. In her first dream, Fred came sliding across the floor on his feet. He was wearing nothing but a white, button-down dress shirt, underwear, and a pair of sunglasses. It was just like Tom Cruise in Risky Business and Fred was being exactly like him. He even started doing some dance moves, which was rather scary. 

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6 Promotional Sale

“Making out?” she questioned, raising an eyebrow. “Are you two involved?” 


“Well, we have a date tonight after we close the shop,” he explained. “Wait a minute. You weren’t looking for Fever Fudge at all.” 


“No duh,” she said, mocking him. “You just better treat her right. There is more to her then meets the eye.” 


“Really?” he questioned, raising an eyebrow.

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7 The Muggle-like Date

Fred felt confused, not understanding what a movie’s purpose had been. He looked mystified by the building called The Matisse. The name of the theater lit up in yellow because of its giant neon letters. People were waiting in a long line behind a red rope and they were noisily talking to others they had come to the movies with. Fred looked up at the sign to read the titles of the movies playing. There were only two and he read them out loud. 

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8 Mysterious Misfortune

Mrs. Weasley glared at him with anger. “Fredrik Weasley! You get dressed this instant and come right downstairs! We’re going to have a little talk!” She shouted and demanded before turning around and stomping down the stairs.

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9 Miserable Until the End

Fred crawled into the bed and under the covers, wrapping his arms around her. Then he kissed her on the forehead before pulling away and smiling at her. “Well, since you’re so miserable, I’ve decided to come be miserable with you, even if it means for the rest of our lives.”

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