Yes, I know, you must all be completely startled. The amazing, wonderful Isabella Swan has finally been caught. Stupid police. Why they finally had to chose this moment in time to get smart, I have no idea! And they didn’t even fight fair, just shot me with some weird thing they use to drug animals. I know, I’m so much better than an animal!

“Go ahead Lola,” I prodded her closer to the table. When it was obvious that she wasn’t going to say anything, I decided to speak for her. “Since Lola here seems a bit shy, she just told me that she loved that night the two of you spent together and she thinks the tattoo of a kitten on your bum is so adorable and such a turn-on!”   

Sirius and Sebastian were glaring at each other in the center. Neither was talking, but I could see that they were both unbelievably angry.