"Why don't you just grow up?" Lily had asked him, furiously poking her wand at the sink so that it filled with hot water.

"Maybe I don't want to grow up!" James yelled back. "It certainly wasn't my idea to have a kid right after we got married!”

"Well, you've got a son now, so you don't have a choice." Her green eyes glinted with fury.

"You're right!" He threw up his arms in defeat. "I have no control of my life, I forgot!"