I love school. So I’m a freak. Whatever. You just can’t help loving Hogwarts, though. 


By the way, I’m Lily Evans - Head Girl (yay!!!), 7th year Gryffindor, Muggle-born, redhead (with a temper to match), nerd, and about to be hit but a flying object.
Oh, wait, that’s just Black. And Potter. Yay!!! My bestest buddies in the whole wide world!!! The ‘Marauders’!!! 


Note the sarcasm.

Lily yells, James is in shock, Marlene has issues, McGonagall gets ticked off... Transfiguration will never be the same.

Warning: swearing and almost swearing.  They are teenagers...

Questions, Sirius, snogging, room swaps, Sirius, even more fights, House points, Sirius, an outfit dilemma, Sirius, ghosts, rebellion, Sirius, dead people, Sirius, unconsciousness, Professors, Sirius, pyromaniacs, and Sirius.  Oh dear.  What is this world coming to?!

A/N: i have to admit that originally this chapter was shorter and finished with McGonagall and the blueberry, but that screwed up everything else i had planned for following chapters.  and yes, i have written further.  up to i think chapter 15. Enjoy!