Rating
15+
Chapters
12
Words
28,899
Characters
Lupin, Sirius, Lily, James, Pettigrew, OC
Primary Relationship
James/Lily
Secondary Relationship(s)
James/OC, Lily/OC, Remus/OC, Sirius/OC
Genre(s)
Drama, Humor, Romance
Era
Marauders
Advisory
Mild Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse
Story Reviews
Status
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2008-01-07 12:30am
Last Chapter
2009-06-02 9:21pm
Last Updated
2009-06-02 9:21pm
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| Ch. # | Chapter Title | Word Count | Reviews |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Bad Hair Day I suppose that I should explain about Court. She, Cassy, Emma, and I are the Gryffindor soon-to-be sixth years. We're kinda the counter parts for the Marauders, only, we didn't come up with a stupid nick-name for ourselves |
1,705 | 2 |
| 2 |
Morbidly Attractive But, by Hercules, who do I know that's dying? None of my or Pet's muggle friends are old enough to die, and my grandma and grandpa on my dad's side are already dead. Maybe it's Great Uncle Albert, who knows how long that man's been alive. Yeah, that must be it, because he got a new medication last month and it probably affected him in a bad way. |
1,911 | 2 |
| 3 |
Dreamy Foreign Names Ben has a long lost identical twin brother who's in love with Petunia, but she can't marry him because he already has four wives and six kids. Petunia will try to run away and will 'die' in a mysterious train wreck, only to discover who she is seven years later after an extreme case of amnesia. After that, she'll probably find out that she forgot that she had Ben's twin brother's illegitimate son, whom she conveniently forgotten about, but only realises this after she falls in love with him because he aged extremely fast and instead of being six and a half, he's really twenty-nine. |
2,702 | 2 |
| 4 |
Pre-Party Fun I have a severe case of lutraphobia. If you don't know what that is, go look it up and you very well may know the secret to life. Or not, it just depends on whether you already know the secret of life. 'Cause, see, if you already knew it, then looking up lutraphobia probably (there's always the freak chance) won't make you forget it. If you don't know it, looking up the word my possibly set off a chain of reaction in which at the end (or possibly in the middle, depending on... |
1,361 | 3 |
| 5 |
The Poor, Poor Grass Since when has James seen me as a deer? I don't want to be a deer. I want to be a hippopotamus. I think that hippos are the best reptiles ever because they overcame so many obstacles to learn how to fly. I admire them so much. |
4,705 | 3 |
| 6 |
A Meeting With the Rather Docile Firing Squad Sirius and James wake up Lily and Cassy's mum plays 50 questions. |
1,871 | 2 |
| 7 |
Loud - What a Weird Word Maybe if I set it on fire, Petunia would stop crying from the shock of being homeless and mum could leave her and cook again in our non-existent kitchen in our non-existent house and I could go live with Cassy and lead a marvy life away from my family forever. But I kind of like my parents... Hmm... What if I just burnt Petunia down? |
1,606 | 3 |
| 8 |
Adieux "Oh dear Lillian," Potter says ... placing a 'comforting' hand on my shoulder (man, he's really tall) he continues, "I completely forgive you. We can't hold things against our girlfriends," he pulls me in for a hug then ... lets go ..., "or we'll never get anywhere in life." |
3,468 | 1 |
| 9 |
Several Species of Small Furry Animals Grooving with a Pict When I slam open the door I startle the four boys in there. Every year there are the few fifth years without friends who actually stay in the prefect’s compartment after the meeting. They're the same ones who come in here half an hour early just to get a 'good seat'. By which they mean the seat right in front of where the heads will be standing. It's the stupid smart people like that who give us prefects a bad name. |
3,268 | 2 |
| 10 |
Captain Crash and the Beauty Queen from Mars All four of the boys smirk. It's like they're happy they got detention. I bet they have contests to see who gets more detentions. |
1,973 | 1 |
| 11 |
Aphrodite and Ares "Evans, it's quite obvious that I'm in love with you, it's also quite obvious that you hate me. I would now like to point out the mythological adultery of Aphrodite and Ares, or Venus and Mars, if you prefer. Goddess of love and god of war. Let's think this one over, shall we, just with a gender switch?" |
2,802 | 3 |
| 12 |
The Infirmary In which there is a trip to the Infirmary |
1,527 | 2 |
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