In which we are introduced to our heroine, and her boarderline insane tendencies. 

In which our heroine maims, our villian hisses, and foul smelling paste cures all. 

“Yes!” Jessie screamed tuning to Sirius who wrapped her into a bone crushing hug. Jess buried her face into his neck and hugged him back. After what seemed like an eternity, Jessie picked up her head and rested her forehead against Sirius’.

As they walked past Lily and James paid no attention to the fact that one of their best friends was straddling her arch nemesis- they were to entranced by one another.

In which Freud would have a field day, Jess steps out of character, James is sweet and Dumbledore gets a few more gray hairs and wrinkles.

i have multiple personality disorder, it's the only plausible conclusion i can come up with- that or i'm bipolar. 

You know what I’ve noticed, it seems like when I get angry it is extremely dangerous for anything smaller than me to be in the vicinity. Especially everyday items such as quills, according to Mary I’ve broken 83 since the start of term…

There are a few things one should never ever do. Following Sirius Black into an empty classroom is one of them.

“Put it back Sirius!” Jessie hissed jumping away from Sirius who was holding out a green frog to the girl with a wicked smirk on his face.

 “But you have to kiss it!” he insisted shoving the frog closer to her. The frog croaked and she shrieked loudly.

In which Sirius nearly kicks the bucket, cake is thrown, James is flamboyant, and Jessie... well Jessie's just Jessie...

WARNING: this is the cheesiest chapter of the story. read with caution. you have been warned.in which jess eats her weight in cookie dough, jordan nearly becomes a bloody stain and poor sirius finally gets what he deserves.

.the epilogue.the end.