Well, I'd just like to say that this is probably one of my favorite things I've ever written.  I wrote it ages ago after doing something I really regretted.  Later on, I joined my school's Speech Team where I used this as my speech.  So far I've gotten third place at one of the meets and I remain the youngest member of the team to do so.  Anyways, I really hope you enjoy this!  Thanks to Star for betaing!