Oh yeah, I should have mentioned that I’m a tad on the insane side. I’m not what I would call girly, I don’t squeal or gossip, but I’m definitely no tomboy either, hello? Got all the woman parts right here, so why act like a boy? Okay I just pointed to my boobs now they’re giving me the strangest looks ever. Right I should introduce them.

Whilst Sirius was distracted, I took advantage and shoved him off. He fell onto the floor with a THUMP! I jumped up and ran out the door screaming,

“SIRIUS BLACK SEXUALLY ASSULTS GIRLS!” whilst Sirius chased after me. 

I ran into the common room where everyone stared at me as if I had just sprouted bunny ears.

That. Would. Be. Awesome!

“Slags be warned!” I said dramatically, before sprinting back up to the boys’ dorm.

“No.” I replied coolly. “Just wondering why so many girls continuously fall for your imprudent manner when you go around sniffing shirts like a dog.”

I did eat that dictionary!

“Because dogs are sexy.” he stated, very sure of himself.

“Only you would make a comment like that Sirius.” I told him.