Rating
Mature
Chapters
26
Words
173,433
Characters
Harry, Dumbledore, McGonagall, Percy, Cedric, Fred, George, Oliver, OtherCanon
Primary Relationship
Other Pairing
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
Humor, Romance, Angst
Era
Hogwarts
Advisory
Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Story Reviews
Status
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2008-04-13 12:39pm
Last Chapter
2012-01-26 1:01am
Last Updated
2012-01-26 1:01am
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| Ch. # | Chapter Title | Word Count | Reviews |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
An Introduction to Normal Where Ella falls, gets bored in History of Magic, loses house points, becomes even more of a loser and meets Oliver, only to hate him. |
3,488 | 38 |
| 2 |
Sticks and Stones may break my bones... Where breakfast is an enlightening meal, Potions is nearly explosive, bathrooms are social gatherings and Dementors are just plain annoying. |
6,520 | 19 |
| 3 |
Climbing the 142 Hogwarts steps to heaven Where Ella finds heaven and hell, Dumbledore tells a great joke, Indy becomes a seer, Jaz is still an evil cocktail stick and Wood is still as prissy as ever |
7,299 | 20 |
| 4 |
The Just-After-Dinner-and-Tea Club Where Ella and detention meet for the first time, explosions are common, bones ache and a whole new bunch of characters are introduced. |
4,982 | 16 |
| 5 |
How to Walk in High Heels Where Ella embarks on social enlightenment, engages in Round 1 of her war with Wood, bimbos are met, strange compassion is felt and someone totally unexpected makes an appearance. |
5,852 | 7 |
| 6 |
The Sense and Insensibilities of an Uncoordianted Miss Finster Where Ella recalls the past, battles broomsticks and sweaty Quidditch captains, argues with Wood for a bit and acquires a new nickname. |
5,598 | 9 |
| 7 |
The Attack of the Rubber Duck Where Ella has an interesting encounter with a duck, revolution occurs in the library, study sessions take place and a secret encounter is revealed. |
4,066 | 10 |
| 8 |
The Unlucky Four Leaf Clover Where Ella discovers the past can destroy the present and her relationship with Wood gets interesting. |
7,255 | 12 |
| 9 |
Midnight Where Ella gets the nibbles, has a midnight encounter, things heat up, pranks are played, curses are fired and the Hogwart’s mafia has their first meeting. |
7,501 | 22 |
| 10 |
Tales from the Locker Room Where Ella contemplates, Wood fumes, the ‘plan part one’ is enforced, people are tied together and locker rooms prove to be a source of confrontation. |
6,256 | 23 |
| 11 |
Irony Where Ella wakes up in an interesting position, threats are made, compassion is felt and Ella does something completely unexpected. |
5,709 | 26 |
| 12 |
No Rest From The Wicked Where Ella finds herself becoming a social butterfly and attracting far too many people before breakfast. Sometimes there is no rest…. |
5,804 | 22 |
| 13 |
The Curious Destinations, Tribulations and Procrastinations of Miss Finster Where Ella reveals the source of bad luck, a certain number one enemy makes an appearance and certain things are revealed for you all to find! |
3,005 | 23 |
| 14 |
Black Sheep Where Ella visits her home, the Finster family are introduced in all their glory and Wood undergoes a revelation of sorts.... |
5,680 | 36 |
| 15 |
Family Affair Where Ella finds herself the centre of unwanted attention as secrets are revealed and yet another surprise makes this Christmas entertaining. |
6,168 | 24 |
| 16 |
The Science of Sleep Where Ella laments, Katya confesses, Wood discovers, Billy philsophises and Jaz observes. |
4,716 | 33 |
| 17 |
How Ella got her Groove Back Where Ella gets her sarcasm back gets drawn into Indy’s plans and meets her godmothers who really don’t fit the traditional stereotype… |
8,385 | 29 |
| 18 |
Perhaps Where Ella experiences strange feelings, Indy concocts disater, trouble is brewed and love is in the air.... |
4,938 | 21 |
| 19 |
Accidentally in Love Part Uno “Why is it you go 16 years without a guy and then six come along at once?” Where Ella discovers all the problems that come with that crazy little thing called love... |
10,260 | 33 |
| 20 |
Part Two: Expect the Unexpected Where Ella's thoughts spiral out of control and a chocolate frog jumps too far. |
2,502 | 15 |
| 21 |
Can You Keep A Secret? Where Ella gets confusing and as such confuses both this writer and the readers in her bundle of confusing confusion. |
6,351 | 19 |
| 22 |
Bad Boys Can Be Good For A Girl..... ‘I’d only gone and done the impossible and apocalyptic.’ Where Ella embarks on social enlightenment, becomes far too pessimistic, murderers roam the halls, Indy attempts to comfort and a certain step sister notices far too much. |
10,107 | 17 |
| 23 |
Mirror, Mirror On The Wall Where Ella confronts some relations, gets groped by Wood, parties with the in crowd and embraces self reflection with Indy. All in a days work. |
7,863 | 19 |
| 24 |
Past, Present and Future Walk Into A Bar....It Was Tense.... Where Ella let's some secrets slip.... |
10,394 | 15 |
| 25 |
The Wronged and the Pronged Where Ella ponders problems, Jaz gets mutinous, Wood get amorous and cutlery gets revolutionary.... |
7,983 | 16 |
| 26 |
They Call This Little Tango The Meeting of Minds I've been waiting for this moment all my life...yet it's not quite right - Lazy Eye, Silversun Pickups. |
14,751 | 29 |
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