Rating
15+
Chapters
12
Words
17,392
Characters
Percy, James (II), OC, OtherCanon
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Arthur/Molly, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione
Genre(s)
Fluff, Humor, Romance
Era
Next Generation
Advisory
Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Story Reviews
Status
Completed
First Published
2008-06-13 1:02pm
Last Chapter
2011-03-01 12:24pm
Last Updated
2011-03-01 12:24pm
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| Ch. # | Chapter Title | Word Count | Reviews |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Chapter 1 About that plan… You see, my first day as a seventh year was today. |
802 | 6 |
| 2 |
Chapter 2 My cousin looked at me as if questioning if I was joking or not. “Everyone calls it that. You get that look at least once a day. Even more when Our Lord is around. We’d call it love, but since you try and decapitate him every time we’re on the pitch that throws a wrench in it.” |
1,039 | 3 |
| 3 |
Chapter 3 He looked shocked. Fred looked shocked. Abby looked shocked. |
1,921 | 3 |
| 4 |
Chapter 4 “Silence young grasshopper. I have a plan.” |
1,660 | 3 |
| 5 |
Chapter 5 Ah well… must go to pure and simple prankary now. |
879 | 7 |
| 6 |
Chapter 6 “This? Oh, this is my special occasions false beard.” Why was he asking me this? Wasn’t it obvious? Who doesn’t wear special occasions false beards for their not-dates with their little sister’s ex-boyfriends who resemble stoats? |
1,698 | 11 |
| 7 |
Chapter 7 I was emo, and I wanted to go to my room. |
1,091 | 6 |
| 8 |
Chapter 8 "And it played the bagpipes! Who plays the bagpipes? No one plays bagpipes. And I would know! I go to school in Scotland. We are in Scotland! No one plays bagpipes!” |
1,553 | 1 |
| 9 |
Chapter 9 It was like I was speaking a foreign language. Who the Hufflepuff was this person here claiming to be Lucy? I had sent Chester Millicent off on a nice holiday, and had received a replacement named Jermaine, who liked to iron his shirts and make his bed. |
1,702 | 1 |
| 10 |
Chapter 10 "I've had the most awful couple weeks without you. There were these first years and they tried to kill me with bagpipes, and then I had to talk with the local nun, but I learned a new dance!" |
1,326 | 1 |
| 11 |
Chapter 11 I love my Gran so much. I would build a pyramid all by myself for her in Egypt because I love her so much. I would… I would do lots of stuff for Gran. Like eat my hair. Or give my dad a hug. That’s saying a lot. I would even hug a Malfoy! |
2,240 | 2 |
| 12 |
Chapter 12 It’s perfect for making bubble beards and playing with your bath toys. Mr. Duckelsworth likes it there. I’ve become quite good at the Bubble-Head Charm from playing mermaid in that bath. Only I’m a special mermaid because I don’t want to be icky and scary like real mermaids. |
1,481 | 2 |
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