Rating
12+
Chapters
12
Words
49,776
Characters
Harry, Ron, Hermione, Dumbledore, Snape, Lucius, Narcissa, Voldemort, Umbridge, OtherCanon
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
Crossover, General, Humor
Era
Hogwarts
Advisory
Mild Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Story Reviews
Status
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2008-08-14 3:13pm
Last Chapter
2009-02-12 12:04am
Last Updated
2009-02-12 12:04am
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| Ch. # | Chapter Title | Word Count | Reviews |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Wet behind the ears In which Harry becomes a large, gawky, flightless, angsty bird. And he’s one the luckier people. |
3,280 | 0 |
| 2 |
A menagerie arrives at Hogwarts. Nymphadora Tonks (and Lucius Malfoy) to the resc - hey, who put this spring here? |
4,381 | 0 |
| 3 |
Communal shower stalls. The struggles of our intrepid heros (and dastardly villains) have only just begun. Poor sods. |
2,926 | 0 |
| 4 |
Off to the Orient In which Albus Dumbledore has a Slytherin-like epiphany that leaves Lucius Malfoy with the proverbial short end of the stick. |
2,593 | 0 |
| 5 |
A white hefflelump Harry meets Voldemort in a closet. There's something almost Freudian about that. |
3,437 | 1 |
| 6 |
Slytherin Eye for the Gryffindor Guy If Harry had known that Hogwarts: A History had information on crossdessing Founders, he would have read the book a long time ago. |
5,022 | 2 |
| 7 |
A unique meeting of even more unique minds. Draco secretly suspects that being stuck with a bunch of kleptomanics is some sort of punishment, and thus heads will roll for this! |
4,314 | 0 |
| 8 |
Snape is truly the world's best contraceptive.
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4,903 | 0 |
| 9 |
A flock of angry Howlers - and Warrior Goddesses. Plots spinning in plots, as Voldemort plots around as Dumbledore plots around and Voldemort also plots around Harry who is a very miserable teenager. |
5,552 | 0 |
| 10 |
Group therapy - round two! Harry discovers a side to Slytherin that he never thought existed, as Blaise and Daphne do their best to be supportive in group therapy. Of course, that's easier said than done, when their group hug looks and feels suspiciously like death by suffication. |
5,515 | 0 |
| 11 |
From the fire into the frying pan. In which Harry suspects that the entire world is out to get him, although that it's exactly a false notion, mind you... Oh, and Voldemort has a word with Narcissa Malfoy. |
4,385 | 0 |
| 12 |
An interlude in letters. Like every good boy, Lucius Malfoy sends letters home. Narcissa just wishes he would cease with the smiley faces, Draco hopes his father will one day stop dotting his I's with hearts (it's really quite traumatizing, you know), and Snape really doesn't appreciate the wayward Chinese Amazon who wrecks the Potions lab. |
3,468 | 2 |
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