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Rating
15+
Chapters
18
Words
22,884
Characters
Bellatrix, R. Lestrange, Lucius, Narcissa, Pettigrew, Voldemort, Draco, OC
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Lucius/Narcissa, Other Pairing
Genre(s)
Humor
Era
Other
Advisory
Mild Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse
Story Reviews
78
Status
Completed
First Published
2008-09-04 7:49pm
Last Chapter
2008-12-09 6:00pm
Last Updated
2008-12-09 6:00pm

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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
1 Road Trip!

Well, here it is...the first chapter! I've been working all summer on this story, so I hope you enjoy it. By the way, if you're a Carrie Underwood fan, please don't be offended by some of my jokes. I'm not trying to make fun of her. She's actually one of my favorite singers.

1,194 10
2 Crucio Buggy

The road trip continues!

758 3
3 A Slight Change of Plans

Ooh, don't you want to know what the slight change of plans is? Go on, click away! ......................Why haven't you clicked yet? Are you still reading this summary? Come on, click already! .................Please?

1,112 6
4 Voldemort Meets the Hillbillies

Howdy there, city slickers! I reckon you'll like this here chapter!

1,236 5
5 Faithful Servants, We Are Home!

After a long and eventful road trip, the Death Eaters arrive. But before the fun begins they must check into a hotel.

732 3
6 Animal Hotel

This was definitely one of the more enjoyable chapters to write, and it's one of the longest, too! Enjoy, and don't forget to leave a review! ...Hey, that rhymes.

2,250 1
7 Discovering the Naked Truth

Finally, the fun can begin! ...Or can it?

692 1
8 Olga

In this chapter you'll meet my newest original character...the beast known as OLGA.

854 1
9 Sick and Wrong

Disclaimer: If you are a fan of Sweeney Todd, please be aware that any opinions stated by Voldemort do not match those of the author. In fact, the author thought that movie was freaking awesome. Please do not hunt her down, kill her, and/or bake her into a pie. Thank you, and have a nice day.

1,866 5
10 IT OVER

Oh, the drama!

955 3
11 Hang in There, Voldemort

If you like karaoke and crazy driving, this is the chapter for you!

1,595 4
12 An Unexpected Iniquity

You sure as heck won't see this one coming! 

1,424 4
13 Fun With No Nose and Bell

Chaos ensues when old friends arrive at the motel.

1,379 5
14 Bella's Elder Swear

Someone has quite the colorful vocabulary....

1,752 4
15 Who's Laughing Now?

This is what happens when you go souvenir shopping with the Death Eaters.

1,659 5
16 Voldy Get Your Gun

"You know what, Wormtail?" said Voldemort conversationally.

"What, Master?"

"I'm beginning to think this wasn't the smartest idea."

613 4
17 Surprises

Voldemort wakes up after a rather traumatic experience, and much is revealed!

1,592 5
18 Going Home

This is it, the final chapter....Oh dang...I promised myself I wouldn't cry....

1,221 9

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