Rating
15+
Chapters
10
Words
19,927
Characters
Filch, Fred, George, Fudge, Umbridge, OC, OtherCanon
Primary Relationship
Other Pairing
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
Humor, Mystery, Romance
Era
Hogwarts
Advisory
Mild Language, Mild Violence, Substance Use or Abuse, Contains Spoilers
Story Reviews
Status
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2008-10-03 9:52am
Last Chapter
2010-07-23 4:36pm
Last Updated
2010-07-23 4:36pm
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| Ch. # | Chapter Title | Word Count | Reviews |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Prologue My anger bubbled inside me. I was going top explode. |
1,156 | 1 |
| 2 |
Chapter One: Warning – Do Not Consume All At Once 5 years Later... |
1,675 | 3 |
| 3 |
Chapter 2 –Sweet and Sour Toad Ever wondered what type of food Professor Umbridge likes? Chinese take-away or French cuisine? Fred, George, Lee and Violet find out... |
2,068 | 0 |
| 4 |
Chapter 3 – Awkward Situations The Minister for Magic becomes permanently disturbed for life when Fred and George decide to reveal something through the means of Korean sign language… |
1,870 | 2 |
| 5 |
Chapter 4 – Thy Friends Doth Speak Such As This McGonagall tries out stage diving... |
2,416 | 1 |
| 6 |
Chapter 5 – The Dream The Muggle Studies class thinks Shakespeare was on something... |
1,804 | 1 |
| 7 |
Chapter 6 – Unrealised Realisations Violet considers whether she has a dysfunctional REM mode... |
2,387 | 5 |
| 8 |
Chapter 7 – Tingly Elbows and Whipped Cream Lee plans to saw Violet in half... |
2,112 | 4 |
| 9 |
Chapter 8 – Flying Carpets and Crumping Violet rides on a flying carpet.... |
2,923 | 5 |
| 10 |
Chapter 9 - Sponge Cake and Guineapigs Umbridge has a lion shoved on her head… |
1,516 | 4 |
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