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Titch by siobhan_malfoy

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Chapters: 15
Reviews: 359
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15+

Chapters

Words

46,152

Characters

Fred, George, Oliver, OC, OtherCanon

Primary Relationship

OC/OC

Secondary Relationship(s)

Other Pairing

Genre(s)

Drama, Humor, Romance

Era

Hogwarts

Advisory

Mild Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature

Story Reviews

359

Status

Work In Progress (WIP)

First Published

2008-12-20 5:10am

Last Chapter

2010-04-06 4:32am

Last Updated

2010-04-06 4:35am

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Ch. #	Chapter Title	Word Count	Reviews
1	Advance warnings courtesy of Oliver Wood Oliver continued to look baffled “but she is titchy, look at her!” he gestured at me to illustrate his point. My eyes narrowed further “I'm not titchy!” I shrieked “maybe you're just so freaking tall” I began to prod him in the chest “that everyone else looks so small from the position of your immensely swelled head!” I jabbed him once more for good measure then stormed out of the great hall.	2,161	32
2	Bodily improvements courtesy of Fred and George “Please Scarlett,” wheedled George “we need to evaluate the results!” “No!” I said “I'm not coming out until they go away!” “They last for forty eight hours,” said Fred “and I can't see Lee or any of the others being to happy with you moving into our bathroom for the next two days.”	2,692	18
3	Unwanted Groping courtesy of Marcus Flint I sighed “no matter what you say he won’t believe you; he is determined to blame me.” “Maybe if we apologised,” said Katie tentatively. “We gave him breasts,” said Alicia “I doubt he would be very forgiving.” “Plus the Slytherins laughed at him,” I added “he may kill you.”	2,642	15
4	Dinner dates courtesy of a Temper Tantrum I left the great hall and continued along the corridor, when I was sure I was alone I promptly began kicking the wall “Bloody sodding Wood!” I muttered “throw me off the team will you? Make people think we had sex will you? Be a bloody fascist wanker will you?” each word was punctuated by a kick to the wall.	3,360	25
5	Extreme makovers Courtesy of Alicia Spinnet I glared “what is it with people making changes to my body that won’t go away? Do I have a sign on my back that says ‘please screw with’?”	2,196	18
6	Friendly bribes courtesy of Scarlett Summers I stormed down the corridor until I reached a deserted spot where I promptly began to kick the wall “Bloody sodding Wood! Snog me behind a tree will you? Throw me off the team will you? Accuse me of not being smart enough to make snack boxes!” each word was punctuated by a kick to the wall. A voice came from behind me “well this is just déjà vu!”	2,774	21
7	Compliments and Cookies courtesy of the Devil "I trust him.” Alicia snorted “because that means so much.” “What is that supposed to mean?” “It means Scarlett, that you would trust the Devil if he offered you a cookie and told you that you had pretty eyes.”	3,153	21
8	Interventions courtesy of the Quidditch Team "if someone doesn’t explain the creepy pictures soon then I'm leaving!” “Ok then drama queen, sheesh,” Alicia rolled her eyes “Scarlett Summers, this is an intervention!” she gestured dramatically. Everyone turned around to me, looking for my reaction. “An intervention...?” I repeated slowly.	4,010	27
9	Romantic epiphanies courtesy of a metro-sexual pirate named Victor. “Scarlett have you completely lost your mind?” he demanded flatly “hiding in a wardrobe to avoid confrontation is ridiculous.” “I'm not hiding!” I yelled back “I'm looking for Narnia.” Angelina snorted “I should never have let her read those books,” she confided to George “she spent an entire week searching every wardrobe in the castle for magical lands.”	3,167	23
10	Madisonial Abuse courtesy of Alicia Spinnett “If Oliver is my one true love then I may as well jump off the top of the astronomy tower,” I retorted. Angelina sighed “why in Merlins name would you do that?” “Because he’s been doing a lousy job of it and he doesn’t love me back so I'm going to end up old and alone with only a houself named Tibby to keep me company!”	3,404	27
11	Sinister Plots courtesy of Group Bonding “No!” I said stubbornly “I'm a lesbian and Katie and I are together.” He looked flabbergasted “Katie too?” I nodded wishing I could curl up and die somewhere “yes... we’re together, and in love... and considering a commitment ceremony.”	3,131	27
12	A broken nose courtesy of Katie Bell's elbow “I heard that,” muttered George from inside the cupboard “and for your information mate, I really don't have any objections to getting locked in a cupboard with a girl like Ang, I just object to having you jump on me in the middle of the night and straddle me while someone stuffs a dirty sock in my mouth.” “That is officially the weirdest sex game I’ve ever heard of,” I muttered.	3,323	29
13	Temporary insanity courtesy of Oliver Woods kissing techniques “Arguing,” I said instantly “we do that very well.” “Kissing,” he interrupted, “we do that even better.”	3,294	23
14	Drunken Arguments courtesy of Firewhisky "You know what?” I said calmly “If you were really my boyfriend I'd feed you poison." Oliver snorted "If you were really my girlfriend, I'd drink it." “Looks like you’ve drunk enough tonight,” I said flatly. “Oh sure,” he hiccupped “blame me, when you drove me to it.”	3,623	29
15	Glow in the dark tattoos courtesy of Oliver Wood “I think he’s kind of like a dog,” said Alicia thoughtfully “marking his territory, only instead of peeing on a tree, he’s tattooing his girlfriend.” Angelina shook her head “in what possible realm is that supposed to comfort her?” “So this tattoo is Oliver’s metaphoric pee?” I demanded “great.”	3,222	24

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