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Rating
15+
Chapters
7
Words
12,489
Characters
Snape, Bellatrix, R. Lestrange, Lucius, Narcissa, Pettigrew, Voldemort, Draco, OC, OtherCanon
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
General, Humor, Action/Adventure
Era
Hogwarts
Advisory
Mild Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse
Story Reviews
10
Status
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2009-01-05 7:03pm
Last Chapter
2009-03-04 11:14am
Last Updated
2009-03-04 11:14am

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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
1 The Purple Roadmonkeys

While lounging in his backyard, the Dark Lord has a brilliant idea....

1,571 1
2 Respect Your Elders

Old people are scary.

1,275 1
3 Unhappy Campers

Kids, don't try this at home!

1,629 1
4 The Quaint Little Pub

When the Purple Roadmonkeys meet a gang of real bikers, well...let's just say the result isn't pretty.

1,839 1
5 Worse Than Azkaban

Bellatrix is trapped and miserable, and Voldemort receives a surprise he never expected.

2,335 1
6 Thank Merlin For Hot Topic

Find out why you should never give Bellatrix sugar....

1,676 1
7 G.R. Strikes Again

Oh, just another boring chapter in which nothing of consequence happens...well, except for the return of the murderer and stuff.

2,164 4

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