Rating
Mature
Chapters
14
Words
36,021
Characters
Harry, Dumbledore, Lupin, McGonagall, Snape, Sirius, Voldemort, OC
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Sirius/OC
Genre(s)
Horror/Dark, Humor, Romance
Era
Hogwarts
Advisory
Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Story Reviews
Status
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2009-06-03 4:22am
Last Chapter
2010-06-25 9:26pm
Last Updated
2010-06-25 9:26pm
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| Ch. # | Chapter Title | Word Count | Reviews |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Ms. Warbeck In which you are introduced to the wonderful world of Jess... i mean, Celestina! |
1,090 | 18 |
| 2 |
Greensleeves In which, Jessie signs papers, Celestina holds a press conference, and Monroe is introduced. |
3,798 | 14 |
| 3 |
Rainbows of White Wine While You Kill Time In which Jessie makes friends with a wine bottle, Dumbledore schemes, Sirius pops into a dream, and the author is annoyed with where her writing went. |
2,347 | 15 |
| 4 |
Shreds of a Shadow Even the strongest walls crumble. Even the brightest fires burn out. |
2,211 | 15 |
| 5 |
Skeleton Lovers In which Dumbledore feels guilty, old habits die hard, and the plot finally shows up. |
2,568 | 5 |
| 6 |
Remus Lupin is a Chocolate Loving Sadist In which Jessie has a fit, Remus is amused, and there are eggs. |
2,209 | 12 |
| 7 |
Stupid Mutt In which Jessie is "tortured," Remus is "flamboyant," and everyone's biggest nightmare becomes reality. |
2,996 | 12 |
| 8 |
A Glittering World Built on a Façade of Lies In which quiches are eaten, Jessie is bored, and Sirius is teased. |
2,736 | 10 |
| 9 |
Tartan Wrapped Suprises In which Celestina wears bunny slippers, Remus is amused (again), and Sirius acts like he's 15 (again). |
3,260 | 17 |
| 10 |
Absolute Lunacy In which Jessie attempts to act proper, Sirius thinks he's Casanova, and Remus has a "coughing fit." |
2,069 | 20 |
| 11 |
Wait For It... In which Remus has a temper tantrum, Sirius looks like an easter egg, and Jessie is overdramtic. |
1,837 | 12 |
| 12 |
Flying Spoons and Revelations In which Sirius pouts, Monroe returns and Remus wears fuschia robes. |
2,412 | 18 |
| 13 |
Love, Lies and Revelations In which Jessie screams, Dumbledore explains, and a Flashback occurs. |
3,435 | 17 |
| 14 |
Hell Hath No Fury Like Jessabelle Scorned In which Sirius cries, Remus cries, Jessie cries... okay, everyone just cries! |
3,053 | 42 |
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