Harry/Parvati fluff: it's AU fifth year (post GoF, OotP never happened), and it's the year's first Hogsmeade weekend. Harry, charged by Ron with the task of being 'on hand' in case his two best mates' first date proper should descend into open warfare, has resigned himself to traipsing around Hogsmeade by himself, keeping out of sight and pretending he doesn't exist... But he's not the only one who seems to have drawn the short straw.