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Rating
12+
Chapters
11
Words
16,804
Characters
Crabbe Jr., Goyle Jr., Draco, Pansy, Fred, George, Blaise (M), OC, OtherCanon
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
Fluff, General, Humor
Era
Hogwarts
Advisory
Mild Language, Contains Spoilers
Story Reviews
8
Status
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2009-08-05 2:31pm
Last Chapter
2010-04-06 1:56pm
Last Updated
2010-04-06 1:56pm

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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
1 My hysterical mum and some chocolate frogs, and poff, you got my first journey to Hogwarts.

"Excuse me, but are you talking to me?" the blonde said, looking at me in a strange way. 
"Eh... No, I was talking to my owl" I explained. 
"Have you named your owl Butts?" 
"Yes" I nodded. "Originally it was Butterfly, but it was too long so I shorted it to Butter but it was a bit odd so now I call it Butts."

971 3
2 Meeting with the Ravenclaws

“So… The point is that everyone but us is stupid?” 
“Yes, generally. Even though there are some exceptions” said Mandy.
Padma nodded. “My twin sister was sorted to Gryffindor” she said.
“Is she smart?”
“Nah, I guess not.”

1,347 1
3 Pelihocters and charms

Hi Ferret-boy, wanna know how it feels down there?” I said and pulled out my wand.
“Eh… Holly, you know how to use that?” Mandy whispered.
“No, but if I wave it at him, I’m sure something will happen.”

1,134 1
4 The investigation trips day

“I see” one of the twins said. “George, we haven’t presented ourselves.”
“How rude of us” the twin that was George said. “I’m George Weasley” he added, pointing at himself. “And this is my twin brother…”
“Fred Weasley.”
“And we’re both…
“From Gryffindor.”
“Brave and stupid then” Tessa settled.

1,883 1
5 Getting lost with Holly and Tessa

“Eh… Holly?”
“Tessa?”
“I think we’re lost again.”
“Bugger.”
 

1,198 1
6 Why, oh why, have you taken our chocolate?

In which the girls finally decides they're going to steal Draco Malfoy's chocolate. 
The only question is how.

1,037 1
7 Thing aren't really going his way today

Even though he hates admitting it, even the great and invincible Draco Malfoy has bad days. Plotting ferret girls, exploding mini doors, lots of homeworks, stupid teachers and NO BUTTERBEER!

1,688 0
8 Plans to be crossed by a troll

“What’s that smell?” I said as we stood before a painting of a big blue snake, named Mr Belfry. “It’s smells awful.”
“Yessss my dear, it’ssss really an awful sssssssssssmell. Sssssssssmellssssss like ogre.”
“And I really don’t want to know how you know that” Padma said to the painting.

2,196 0
9 Where in Merlin's pants is my chocolate?

Looking under my bed, a lot of chocolate wrappers, but no chocolate.
Looking under Crabbe’s bed, more chocolate wrappers but no chocolate.
Where in Merlin’s pants is my chocolate?!

1,007 0
10 Just an ordinary breakdown

“Children! Please, stop!” Flitwick cried as I for the fifth time tried to stand on my hands.
I’ve never been able to stand on my hands, but of some reason I figured this was a great time to try. Who knew, this time it may work, huh?

1,245 0
11 The forbidden corridor

“Okay, provisions?”
“Yep!” I said and waved the bag with muffins and lemonade.
“Will?”
“I’m here” Will said. “And Anthony’s here too.”
“Holly and Tessa?”
“Yes we’re here Tessa.”
“Funny she asked about the food first” Anthony noticed.

3,098 0

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