Is it possible to be stunned without someone actually chucking a stunning spell your way? I’m going to assume it is, because I feel like I’ve been battered round the head by a bag of rocks too and that didn’t happen either.

I’d had a few reluctant offers of sofas and spare rooms from the army of cousins that seemed to be everywhere I turned, but I had ended up being installed in my Dad’s old room at The Burrow. I think Grandma was under the impression that she was doing me a favour, but it’s really quite disturbing to think that this is the room where my teenage father spent his time… Doesn’t bear thinking about, to be honest.