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| Ch. # | Chapter Title | Word Count | Reviews |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Greetings In which Ainsley’s mother dyes her hair orange, Katherine rules a small European nation with an iron fist, and William Squire wears ladies’ underwear. |
4,005 | 5 |
| 2 |
Later (these chapter titles are getting more original by the second!) In which the girls visit the apothecary, William Squire shows off with a broom he doesn’t need, and Ainsley certainly does not enjoy clutching William’s bare shoulders |
3,459 | 5 |
| 3 |
Hogwarts In which Ainsley’s goblet grows legs, a ninja bites William Squire on the arse, and Emma tries to unscrew James’ head from his body. |
4,098 | 1 |
| 4 |
The Library In which Ainsley becomes Mrs Squire, her husband gets goo poured over him, and Quidditch practice is lousy. Oh, and something that makes Ainsley say, "HOLY FISH ON A STICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" |
4,746 | 4 |
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