Rating
Mature
The Incoherent Babblings of Samantha Aarons by magicalmess
- Rating
- Mature
- Chapters
- 4
- Reviews
- 15
- Views
- 1,956
Chapters
4
Words
8,591
Characters
Fred, George, Oliver, OC, OtherCanon
Primary Relationship
Other Pairing
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
Humor, Romance, AU
Era
Hogwarts
Advisory
Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse
Story Reviews
Status
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2009-11-26 12:27am
Last Chapter
2011-09-02 5:32pm
Last Updated
2011-09-02 5:32pm
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| Ch. # | Chapter Title | Word Count | Reviews |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Train Ride Fantasies, Drooling, and the Sorting Hat's Song Like the fact that Oliver just happens to be the most gorgeous guy ever. I mean seriously, that boy is perfect. He’s got that floppy brown hair, and his accent, mmmm. Okay, must not have fantasies about the Quidditch captain. Especially when he’s sitting right across from you. It’s not like I fancy him or anything; I just think he’s amazingly sexy. I mean, really, who doesn’t? |
2,533 | 5 |
| 2 |
Muffins, and an Extremely Interesting Quidditch Practice. And ran right into Oliver. |
2,052 | 4 |
| 3 |
The Enemies Begin Their Evil Plans. Stupid, batty, old woman. What could she possibly know? Did Oliver sodding Wood ever snog her in a locker room? I didn’t think so. So she could just shut up and go back to her lesbian kitty love affairs. Bloody woman only liked me because I win her Quidditch matches. |
2,188 | 4 |
| 4 |
Stalkers in the Loo, and Daisies. A bunch of flowers. And not just any flowers, my absolute favorite flowers of all time. |
1,818 | 2 |
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