A Lifetime of Insensitive Teaspoons by TheDirigiblePlum
- Rating
- 15+
- Chapters
- 8
- Reviews
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| Ch. # | Chapter Title | Word Count | Reviews |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Dress Robes and Poor Old Harry Hermione tries to buy dress robes for Ron, but he's so tall that this feat is difficult. Not to mention Ron becomes jealous when he realises Crookshanks is getting a pair too. |
2,331 | 10 |
| 2 |
Immature Conversation The Weasleys and extended family extensions meet up for dinner. Harry is teased and the dreaded "bases" conversation comes up, something that should only be talked about when you're under the age of fifteen. |
2,402 | 10 |
| 3 |
Dirty Underpants Ron wakes up feeling hard done by, having had to have crammed his extra-long body into a sofa for the night. Consequently he has a fight with Hermione, and somehow ends up showing himself off in what his mother deems, "dirty" underwear. |
2,327 | 7 |
| 4 |
A Visit To Malfoy Manor Duels, animal-related insults, fit girlfriends and no useful information gained. |
2,427 | 8 |
| 5 |
Soppy - Friendship and the Like Ron needs Harry to help him purchase glasses for the wedding. Not seeing glasses, like... glasses glasses. That you drink out of? |
3,019 | 10 |
| 6 |
"Hens Do Not Go Moo." Hermione's hen party takes place, where she makes new friends, buys a Malicious Meringue (aka a vile wedding dress) and plays charades. |
2,666 | 10 |
| 7 |
Words Harry and Ron are having problems putting what they want to say into words. Wiggins has an accident at work, and Ginny is feeling so ill she can't even speak properly. Luna is pleased she finally has friends to judge her "lover". |
4,013 | 7 |
| 8 |
Weasleys Deny Comment Hermione writes an emotional letter to her parents and then meets Astoria and Ginny for drinks. She encounters some unwelcome news... Ginny finds it very funny. Hermione does not. |
2,464 | 12 |
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