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Disambiguation by Free_Chicken_Soup2

Rating: Mature
Chapters: 6
Reviews: 2
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Rating

Mature

Chapters

Words

30,162

Characters

Lupin, Sirius, Lily, James, Pettigrew, OtherCanon

Primary Relationship

Sirius/OC

Secondary Relationship(s)

James/Lily, Remus/OC

Genre(s)

Fluff, Humor, Romance

Era

Marauders

Advisory

Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing), Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme

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Status

Abandoned

First Published

2010-03-04 10:07pm

Last Chapter

2010-09-10 8:36am

Last Updated

2010-09-10 8:36am

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Ch. #	Chapter Title	Word Count	Reviews
1	Shenanigans Part one: Diagon Alley And there they were, my best friends in the world. They all had the same expressions on their faces, ones of revulsion. I laughed so hard I nearly wet myself. There they were indeed my three best mates, covered head to toe in the discharge of a turned dung bomb explosion. When I couldn’t stand it any longer I called out to them “Hey! Did I miss the party? Or did it end early because you three so obviously pooped on it?!” I suddenly was being chased by three very irate, very stinky, very giggly fifth years through the streets of Diagon Alley	4,323	1
2	Shenanigans Part Two: The Hogwarts Express I put my hand in my pocket and gripped the fireworks. Hopefully the moisture from my palms wouldn’t set them off, not likely but you never know… James opened the compartment door quickly and Sirius was quick as a whip. He was through three already, the boys shouting and their legs wiggling like crazy. James started on the Bat-Bogey Hexes. There were screeches of anger from inside. I put the fuse to my mouth when James yelled the hex for the second time.	3,771	1
3	Honey, I'm Home! “Evans, whatever it was that he did I’m sure he’s sorry.” He was saying. James’ face split into a grin. “No I’m not!” James called to her, his hand comically cupped around his mouth to make himself louder. “Potter! I will mount your head on my wall!” Lily screamed and ran to get around Sirius’ blockade. But Sirius was already there blocking her path again “I hate you Potter, I. Hate. You!” “Well Evans, I love you! So there!”	5,668	0
4	After The Nostalgic Hiatus “Any other detentions you have during the year will be with Hufflepuffs who are charge with stupidity. You should be thanking me.” “Would you quit it?” He responded only by pinching my sides making me jump and let out a small yelp. While my body was in mid-spasm I spun around to face him, he was smiling, but the fan club was staring daggers at me. I glared at them. Sirius raised his eyebrows in confusion. I pointed, he tossed a cursory glance at them and shrugged.	4,591	0
5	A Cigerette, Mum's Wrath, Terrible Tuesday, and a Forceful Beast “No.” “Please?” “No!” “PLEASE!” “NO!” “FINE” “AAAHHH!” Dorcas had launched herself at me and forced my head into a sink. “GET OFF ME YOU BEAST!” Then I was immobilized.	5,387	0
6	Supposed Illicit Gatherings? More Like Criss-Cross-Apple-Sauce... “Who?” “James.” “Bloch-Face James Burkhardt? Gross Dorcas, you have bloody terrible taste-” “I BLOODY WELL FANCY THE PANTS OFF OF JAMES BLOODY POTTER!” “Merlin, scream it a bit louder, Dor.”	6,422	0

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