This is a one-shot originally posted under the name katrin4p, an account which belongs to me and is no longer used. I corrected this fic, since it had so many errors that I simply refused to believe it was mine.

Also, I want to warn you that this fic is extremely AU. I just used the characters people! Anyway... This one-shot fic is the English translation (and modified version) of my Portuguese assignment, so if you think: 'has she gone nuts? This has nothing to do with Harry Potter!' you have been warned.