A little shopping and girl-hunting for the guys.

"Hot Muggle girls?"
 

A day in the life of girls with cousin Dominique.

“Oi! You’re like 60 seconds older woman!”
 
 
 

"You set someone on fire?"
"It was one time!"
 

And we're back, from outer space... Yeah not so much. We are back though. Back at Hogwarts!

Last year, the Slytherins thought it would be jolly fun to curse the Gryffindor table so that when we all sat down our clothes would vanish. Oh yeah, that was hilarious.


A/N: 'And we're back, from outer space' comes from Diana Ross' "I Will Survive"
 

Maybe there was something to the whole "love triangle" thing... And Mum and Dad have got some news... wonder what it is? Oh, yeah, and I just might...well you should read and find out, yeah?

“I'm a big man, watch me squeak”
 

 I made a decision. That decison exploded in my face... Gonna have to fix that.
They stared at me like I'd just committed murder. Did anyone see me with a wand shouting “Avada Kedavra!”? I don't think so. Prats.
 

Oh, bad, worse... and new?

This was turning into an all out word war. Which is much more fun, less dangerous and just as painful and as cutting as a real war. Besides I already got my hit in. There's absolutely no need to let her get in a swing, too.
 

I'm on overload and about to explode... That rhyme was unintentional. Really.

“Potter? As in Harry Potter?” No, dimwit, the other one...
 
 
 

The ball, baby, the ball!