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| Ch. # | Chapter Title | Word Count | Reviews |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
one kilo of tulip bulbs and a half-kilo of chocolate frogs People don’t get hives unless there’s coconut shampoo or cashews involved. |
2,890 | 15 |
| 2 |
where can i find talent agents and swim trunks? Is it too early to name our children? |
2,968 | 5 |
| 3 |
no, we don’t carry ginger dragons or colouring books Bad idea bear, that Zarathustra, mark my words. |
3,440 | 5 |
| 4 |
we need to stock up on amortentia and devious plots I’m going to die alone and Albus will die miserable with half-cow Dutch kids mooing at him on his deathbed. |
3,127 | 9 |
| 5 |
why would we have a chipmunk and kittens? is this a zoo? I am the single cleverest witch in Hogwarts. |
2,865 | 7 |
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