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Rating
Mature
Chapters
3
Words
2,601
Characters
Lupin, McGonagall, Snape, Sirius, Lily, James, Tonks, Regulus, Pettigrew, OC
Primary Relationship
Other Pairing
Secondary Relationship(s)
James/Lily, James/OC, OC/OC, Sirius/OC
Genre(s)
Humor, Romance, Action/Adventure
Era
Marauders
Advisory
Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Story Reviews
4
Status
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2011-04-16 11:03pm
Last Chapter
2011-07-31 8:58pm
Last Updated
2011-07-31 8:58pm

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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
1 Graceful Bellyflops


You were daydreaming again, weren’t you, Farren?” I sigh, watching Jappy, our house-elf, dust the portraits. I’ve always been fascinated by house-elves. They look kind of like small, grey, big-eared pot-bellied pigs with a hand towel wrapped around their middle. I wonder what regular pot-bellied pigs would look like with a hand towel wrapped around their middle. Hmm.

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2 Smiles and Lollipops


“Just… Farren! Jesus, do you need some anti-insane meds? Because, I’ve got some.” I shook my head, smiling. “No, no, no. I’m just bored. You have friends, right? Invite them. I’m so fucking bored. Jesus Lord almighty, I’ve gotta stop cursing.” Sirius laughs, obviously. I’m so hilarious. Wait, was he laughing with me or… Yeah, he was laughing with me.

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3 Damn Innuendos!


“REMUS!!! Enough with the target practice! Shut it off!” Sirius grins mischievously. “Dear Fairy, do you want me to shut it off?” DAMN INNUENDOS! Sleeping time! DAMN BI-POLAR-NESS!

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