Rating
Mature
Chapters
20
Words
90,171
Characters
McGonagall, Hagrid, Charlie, Percy, Fred, George, Oliver, OC, OtherCanon
Primary Relationship
Other Pairing
Secondary Relationship(s)
OC/OC
Genre(s)
Humor, Romance
Era
Hogwarts
Advisory
Contains profanity, Mild violence, Scenes of a sexual nature, Substance abuse, Spoilers
Story Reviews
Status
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2011-05-11 4:59pm
Last Chapter
2015-12-08 9:36pm
Last Updated
2015-12-08 9:36pm
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| Ch. # | Chapter Title | Word Count | Reviews |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Transfiguration, Two Firsts, and Oliver Wood In which our heroine meets our hero, Oliver Wood is the victim of mild violence, and some minor perving is done. |
4,244 | 10 |
| 2 |
Maxwell, Gilderoy-itis and Asexuality In which our heroine falls in love (with a unicorn), Oliver is late again, and amicicide is considered. |
3,801 | 7 |
| 3 |
Vanishing Desks, a Free Period and a Rude Awakening In which our heroine goes to Charms, cats are discussed, and a friend has a most ludicrous idea. |
3,698 | 6 |
| 4 |
Dry Spells, Copious Amounts of Drool, and the Square of Pegasus In which our heroine doesn't get snogged in a broom cupboard, Fang doesn't quite understand the rules of 'fetch', and Oliver is tolerable (sometimes). |
5,313 | 8 |
| 5 |
The Project, Kinkiness, and Girl Problems In which our heroine is a slob, Oliver tells a story, and innuendo causes problems. |
4,838 | 7 |
| 6 |
Supposedly-Sexy Men, Genetics, and a Pawnshop In which our heroine begs for girl talk, Oliver willingly works, and Madam Pince is not a happy bunny. |
4,059 | 9 |
| 7 |
Beautiful Dragons, Unwelcome Hugs, and Letter-Writing In which our heroine does not feel the love, Oliver and the twins are nosy, and cornflakes go soggy. |
3,961 | 5 |
| 8 |
First Names, Gossip, and Rich Tea Biscuits In which our heroine is a little hopeless, a friendship is made, and Oliver might be a masochist. |
3,529 | 4 |
| 9 |
Scary Sunday, Thinking and Almost Abandonment In which our heroine has a major revelation, some serious analysis goes on, and Oliver starts to believe. |
4,332 | 6 |
| 10 |
Topless Cedric, Badges, and Hard Work In which our heroine gets drenched, Oliver impresses, and a certain somebody has a birthday. |
4,319 | 5 |
| 11 |
Man-PMT, Bourbons, and a Stupid Misunderstanding In which our heroine confesses, Oliver is magnificent, and an armchair is victim to some serious pummelling. |
4,085 | 6 |
| 12 |
Muggle Sweets, Underwear and a Light Afternoon Jog In which our heroine grows as a person, Oliver has nice jeans, and a little dating goes on. |
6,792 | 10 |
| 13 |
The Hospital Wing, Mrs Norris and Serious Interrogation In which our heroine is a zebra (and a hedgehog), Oliver is introduced to the house-elves of Hogwarts, and the date finally comes to an end. |
5,843 | 6 |
| 14 |
Fangirls, Early Birds and Cats That Hug In which our heroine is the subject of gossip (again!), Oliver is a glutton for punishment, and a meeting is set up. |
4,456 | 6 |
| 15 |
Something to Write Home About (Maybe), Quidditch and Roger Davies In which our heroine actually enjoys the match, Louise has big news, and Mrs Green might have a heart attack. |
5,075 | 5 |
| 16 |
A Completed Project, Ogling, and Another First In which our heroine is a complete and utter lunatic (nothing new there), Oliver is a pig (again), and McGonagall doesn't get to punish anyone. |
4,432 | 10 |
| 17 |
Oliver's Clothes, Hand-Holding and Fighting In which our heroine is predictable, friends are nosy, and Heather loves magic. |
4,757 | 9 |
| 18 |
Niceness, Mother Nature and a Noble Gentleman In which our heroine loses a sandwich to a cat, Ravenclaw wins, and Oliver is abandoned for girly problems. |
3,644 | 7 |
| 19 |
Revelations, Awesome (and Not-So-Awesome) Presents, and a Lack of Pyjamas In which our heroine turns 17, Oliver has a question to ask, and the Christmas holidays begin. |
3,977 | 7 |
| 20 |
Kitty Love, A Visit to Oliver's, and Pud (It's Short for Puddlemere!) In which our heroine has no filter (as usual), Oliver reveals a secret, and grandbabies are discussed. |
5,016 | 2 |
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